Minecraft SMP: /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, comedy, digital humor, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor board, humor thread, Humour, imageboard, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, sarcasm, smp, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mines Excavated:	2478
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	106	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchantments Applied:	163	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Buildings Constructed:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Alien Abductions:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ores Mined:	6989

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Void Gems Collected:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ores Mined:	9499
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	220
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Star Shards Collected:	166	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8537	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!