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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	404293	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	53

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gods Slained:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Animals Bred:	60

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Void Armor Forged:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Crops Grown:	7182	Dragons Tamed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.