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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CivRealms

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

[VERSION 1.12.2] CivRealms Minecraft encourages players to form and act out dynamic politics in a sandbox world with limited resources. Our plugins allow players police each other and reasonably fortify their own creations. This allows players to create and maintain communities and civilizations that can withstand common griefers, allowing for deeper and more interesting political & economic gameplay.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Exinine

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Exinine! Exinine is an Anarchy RPG Minecraft Server.

Features! Experience At its core, Exinine is about having an experience. An experience to get stronger, and better. You are free to do this within Exinine, as gaining Experience causes you to grow, and level up, surpassing others.

Thank-you for playing Exinine, there will be more to come so stay tuned!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Eclipse gaming

Cosmetics, Crates, Multiplayer Survival, Prison, smp

Connect and experience the thrill of Minecraft at its finest on the Eclipse Network! Dive into an immersive survival world or grow drugs in prison. The choice is yours! Join us for a unique non-stop adventure!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crops Grown:	7684	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Hyversal

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hyversal is a network with the following game modes:

* KitPvP * * Skyblock * * Practice * * Prison * * more releasing soon! *

Forums: https://www.hyversal.net Webstore: https://shop.hyversal.net Community Discord: discord.com/invite/NaJdvzy

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Lirop

Creative, Economy, Survival

Content: Concept & Worlds

Concept: Lirop is a simple creative server that consists of 3 worlds. We don’t have a lot of “bells and whistles” but simply offer you exactly what you need to play Creative & Survival. We have properties and a world where you can play survival together on a vanilla map, but we’ll get to that in a moment. We don’t have a password or anything similar that you specify you have to look for before playing. With us you can get started straight away when you join. We hope that this description will convince you too. Worlds: We will now introduce you to our worlds where you can live your life out. Plots: The plots are the pieces of land on which you can let your creativity run wild. Every player receives Worldedit free of charge and without voting. So you can get started straight away build how you want. Creative; Size: 139×139 | Price: 100 likes Survival: Since we want to offer you a larger selection of options, we decided to create a map with pure survival for you. You can build, farm or even fight on this map together with friends, just like in single player without any plugins. Citybuild: A citybuild with roleplay and creative system will be planned – and implemented – in the future. There you can start families, build houses and build a life for yourself.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Zyncsmp

Active, Antigrief, Custom, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Economy, Friendly, Player Shops

Server IP: Zyncsmp.us

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cardboard Craft

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Cardboard Craft!

We have a few gamemodes including:

Survival Creative Survival Games Bedwars

As our player base grows, we will add more servers and gamemodes! Join us @ play.cardboardcraft.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Bloques Socialistas

PvP, Survival

Survival server.

It has magic plugins, because we got bored with vanilla.

We aspire to build a democratic space regarding the operation of the server, and we communicate through a Jitsi call.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Creeed lifefuse

PvP, smp

Creed SMP is a lifesteal smp where u gain hearts by killing players and loose hearts if u get killed by a players. Server contains lots of fun plugins which will make you a wondeful stay in our server. So what are you waiting for? hop on to the server for the adventure. Both Cracked and Orginal Account players can join and even bedrock players can join too…

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SkyDead

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

SkyDead ip: SkyDead01.minhut.gg version: 1.12.2 to 1.15.2 we recommend 1.15.2 mode: survival (open) minigame (open) pvp (open) Factions (closed) prison (opened) In survival you will be able to purchase weapons

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

pengucraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

custom mobs and custom loot, custom spawners, mcmmo, kits, survival, custom plugins, jobs, trails, player shops

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Valtichub

Box, Grinders, PvP

Valtichub.comBOX-PVPNO KEEP INVBEST BOX SERVERAFK REWARDSVOTE REWARDS

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FewFrands

PvP, Survival

Great Small survival server!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

cybergrave.net – redpilled survival

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

cybergrave.net is an unadulterated classical Minecraft experience with hints of playfullness and creativity. cybergrave.net is a place where gamers and gamerettes come to relax and enjoy themselves. It is an inclusive space for all peoples, but does not ensure any safety from uninclusive behavior such as hate-speech, racism, or any type of bigotry; no type of speech shall be supressed. cybergrave.net is your friendly neighborhood rabbi who coaxes you into a dark alley, only to surprise you with the works of Martin Luther. cybergrave.net does not recognize Israel as a legitimate state. cybergrave.net is a CIA psychological operation that we want you to know about. We are proudly hosted on the Island of Little Saint James, located in the United States Virgin Islands.

We have one rule: Any attempts to affect the server’s integrity shall be met with swift and painful justice.

We hope to see you soon, Thank you!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	2956	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Vexmc

OneBlock, PvP

Welcome to VEXMC! This is a revolutionary OneBlock server, with tons of cool custom features and textures! Come online today to grind it out!

DISCORD: discord.gg/vexobSTORE: store.vexmc.uk

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.