Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3233	Secret Passages Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Votes:	3230	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Votes:	6402	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	164	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
New Chunks Explored:	183588	Ores Mined:	5694
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Blood Moons Survived:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5563
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Animals Bred:	165
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	9703
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dimension Hops:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	402	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Votes:	8932	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	658	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4534
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Emeralds Found:	8023	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co