Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	7592	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	105	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Villages Defended:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Emeralds Found:	9639	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mines Excavated:	3942	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Items Found:	2206
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9366
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Towns Built:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4500	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	146	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	3879
Chimeras Created:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	2204
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ores Mined:	8952	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Emeralds Found:	8314
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	159	Dragon Eggs Found:	5729
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Emeralds Found:	2765
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net