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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Potions Brewed:	81
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Animals Bred:	74	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Ores Mined:	3289
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	1434
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8009	Divine Spears Created:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Void Gems Collected:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Votes:	8218	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Enchantments Applied:	296
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Enchantments Applied:	298
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001