Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2154
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Potions Brewed:	127
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crops Grown:	1765
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2636	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mines Excavated:	3051	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mines Excavated:	1067	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Void Gems Collected:	39

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6627	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	2617
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	181
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224