Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Buildings Constructed:	37
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magic Items Found:	4584
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ores Mined:	2677
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	4701	Alien Abductions:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Farms Harvested:	201
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Love Letters Sent:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

mc.gamersreact.net

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Emeralds Found:	9788
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

mc.cwresports.lk

CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Spears Created:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6813
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Villages Defended:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Runes Activated:	2

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Votes:	8956
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Potions Brewed:	61
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	442276	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Emeralds Found:	4693
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

mc.savermc.net

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Towns Built:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

EdenPrison.com

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

mcs.dogecraft.net