Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	6456	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Farms Harvested:	771	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Void Gems Collected:	30
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Astral Projections Made:	3

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crops Grown:	1737
Players Killed by Monsters:	6301	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Towns Built:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	229
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	200	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3151	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3

org.sapphiremc.net

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

play.solacemc.net

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	4	New Chunks Explored:	359659
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Farms Harvested:	767
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	6851
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

mc.gamersreact.net

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

mc.cwresports.lk

CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5296
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Zombie Dances:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Emeralds Found:	5271

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com