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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Items Found:	4763	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Void Gems Collected:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Votes:	9575
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magic Items Found:	5693
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

ftb.craftersland.net

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

SteelRealm.com:25577

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

trindadecraft.fun:25788

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

play.venture-mc.org

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

play.withmayx.net

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

atlasbalkan.net

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2

play.protectorscraft.us