Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

CastlePvP

Factions

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Welcome to CastlePvP !

Warriors, let the medieval times run through your veins. Build your castle and conquer your enemies so you can rule on this server.

You can enter one of these modes: Factions Flare – 1.8 Factions Enchanted – 1.19

Good luck in this adventure and enjoy every moment in CastlePvP!

play.castlepvp.net

The Noob Adventures

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Alien Abductions:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ores Mined:	5223	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

This server is based upon the hit series THE N00B ADVENTURES on Youtube!

Our Survival and Event server has fantastic admins who are great at helping players save and manage their creations! Take part in pvp, mob, raid, hungergames, quest, dodgeball, admin-run, holiday, and trivia events DAILY! Brew your own custom potions and beverages! Grab several custom magical weapons and firearms! You can play with all the characters from the N00b Adventures too! Gaylord Steambath might even grief you! I’d recommend staying away from him though…

There are also global donator perks such as pets, nicknames, and magic spells Learn more about it in the server or on our forum and get gear for just voting for us!

Drop on by when you can! We look forward to playing with you!

23.94.159.71

Minedonia

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1596	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Minedonia Est. 2021 | Turning Your Dreams to Reality

About Us Minedonia is an open-world, free-to-build roleplay server with two worlds – a collaborative city world (main world), and a 125×125 plot world for build creations that may not fit in the city; or for just letting your imagination run wild! We have a dedicated community of builders, and laid-back players to play and hangout with! We have server rollbacks and daily backups created so all your creations are safe! We also have many resources to help you build anything you may dream of, including World Edit, Armor Stand Editor, Head Database, and more!

How to Join We offer support for both Java and Bedrock Editions! Come join us with the IP’s below! Java Edition – play.minedonia.com Bedrock Edition – play.minedonia.com | Port: 8162

play.minedonia.com

Factionether

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Zombie Dances:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Factionether is a small factions server hoping to build a community of dedicated players! Explore the world in a Skyrim-eskt manner where you can discover new grand cities. If you prefer a less honorable means of gaining wealth… raiding is allowed! Build a faction with other players to protect yourself from raids. Factionether also has discord integration so you can talk to players on the server even when you aren’t on yourself! Join us and have some fun!

factionether.mcs.cool:25774

CrownMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Emeralds Found:	9414
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22

TOWNY | MCMMO | ECONOMY | CUSTOM BOSSES | CUSTOM WEAPONS | SO MUCH MORE! Welcome to CrownMC, a towny adventure server! CrownMC has been closed off to a small group of players for several years, but is now opening up to the public. Our main goal here at CrownMC is to create a fun and co-operative community, while also pushing the limits of Minecraft as a game. CrownMC has an avalanche of customized features; armor sets, weapon models, enchantments, boss mobs, crafting recipes, it’s all been turned up to 10!

Features: Towny – At it’s core, CrownMC is a towny server. For those unaware of how towny works: players are able to create their own town where they can claim land, create laws, tax citizens, ally up with other towns, and so much more. Towny is an extremely in depth plugin, and the possibilities are endless!

Economy – CrownMC also is heavily reliant on our economy system. Players can buy and sell items either at the admin marketplace, or at another players shop with the chest shop plugin. Purchase new ranks with money and gain access to more features and adventures to go on!

Dungeons – CrownMC also has many pre-built dungeons that players can unlock. Once unlocked, you can battle through these dungeons to collect unique loot and legendary weapons!

Elite Armors and Enchantments – CrownMC has a large variety of custom armor sets players can craft and collect to become stronger and make defeating boss mobs and dungeons much easier. With 30+ armor sets and 50+ unique enchantments, you’ll never run out of combinations to try out!

Come and join us! thecrown.mc.gg You can also visit our website at: crownmcserver.enjin.com

thecrown.mc.gg

KraxiaMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ores Mined:	807

WHAT IS KRAXIA? Kraxia is a Skyblock server with a twist… Between the various quests, open world inspired town (spawn), dungeons, leveling, talents and prestige systems, we’re sure that you’ve never seen a server quite like this. Kraxia prides itself on being a community-driven environment and is constantly evolving based on the needs and interests of the community.

WHAT IS SKYBLOCK RPG? Kraxia is a traditional Skyblock server with many RPG elements, including a full 1-60 leveling system (xp is gained from farming, forestry, ranching, mining and fishing), featuring a dynamic quest line and various daily quests and challenges. Throughout the server you will find yourself immersed in a traditional RPG setting all based around your island and your experience. We respect that everyone is unique and based on that we’ve created a unique talents system that allows you to play how you want to play!

WHAT MAKES KRAXIA SO UNIQUE? Kraxia has been in development for over four years prior to release. The progress has been slow and steady and the final product is something we are very excited to share with the Minecraft audience! Our small development team have created unique systems exclusive to our community and never seen before content to the larger Minecraft community. We are pleased to share our work with you and invite you to explore our uniquely crafted server!

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE INFORMATION? Kraxia has a dedicated Discord (www.kraxiamc.com/discord) and Twitter (www.twitter.com/KraxiaMC) where you can stay up-to-date with the latest features and changes to our community server. Our helpful staff and community members are just a quick message away from answering your questions!

play.kraxiamc.com

DireSkies

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Looking for the best new Minecraft Server? Look no further! DireSkies is here to help. Mine blocks, level up, and slay your enemies on this exciting new journey.

PAYOUTS We offer a recurring $500 in competitive payout prize! With more money making opportunities present, including real life trading

Join the discord to get familiar with our wonderful community: https://discord.gg/dire

Claim a FREE RANK by joining today $500 in competitive PayPal prize money!

dire.fun

Dragon Shield

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

br.dragonshieldmc.net 19132

We’re one of the friendliest communities out there! We have a strict NO-TOXICITY policy which we enforce very carefully but effectively. Expect warm welcomes and honestly one of the best community experiences that you’ll ever go through. The community is warm, kind and welcoming. PlayTime Ranks, what are they and how do they work? Well, here player I’ll answer your questions. Your rank gets upgraded while you’re playing, the more play time the better the rank! The ranks offer amazing kits and cool perks such as the back, feed, more homes, hats, and many others! What are you waiting for come collect them all! Custom mobs, you might be asking yourself huh what do they even have to offer I’ve seen the same thing on a million servers before… Well we decided to be DIFFERENT! We offer you 20 + Cave Custom Mobs. They spawn below 60 and they sure pack a punch! Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, Crawling Skellys and more awaits you in the deepest depths. We organize weekly boss events! A premium dungeon experience like no other! Fight bosses with a complex attack system and 30+ abilities per boss! The loot is also great but first comes first served the one to get the last hit gets the rewards so be quick and be smart and enjoy your time as the main character on our server!

Our Custom Enchants system offers you not 100, not 200, but 300 ENCHANTS ! You can get them from enchanting normally at a table or you can buy them with EXP! From PVP to Mining enchants to even Effects we have it all! You’ll sure have fun using them we guarantee it!

dragonshieldmc.net

EternalMC

PvP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

A good Minecraft BoxPvP server

Includes:

– ranges to buy

– Money system

– Minas

– Armor

– Piñata

And more

eternalmc.cc:25788

LostOriginsMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	New Chunks Explored:	878211

We have created a new server, both bedrock and Java can join. – Discord – Shopping district – Player in game money (currency) – Casino and mini games tntrun, mazes – One player sleep – Quests – Slimefun – Player and Server shops – Silk Spawners – Fluffy Machines – Foxy Machines – Mini Blocks – Slimy Tree taps – Dynmap – Land claims – Death chest with teleport for ingame money

lostoriginsmc.com:55485

TownyEternal

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Farms Harvested:	789	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1827
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀www.TownyEternal.com ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Towny, Ranks, Custom Items, Fishing, Wars, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Achievements, Ranks, and much more!

play.townyeternal.com

PowerCraft

Earth, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ores Mined:	9652	Runes Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4901	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Servers: Cops & Robbers, Creative, Earth SMP, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Website: https://powercraft.pro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/powercraft Twitter: https://twitter.com/PowercraftPro Store: https://store.powercraft.pro/

org.powercraft.pro

TheStonedGolem

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to The Stoned Golem! Searching for a new server to call home? Well search no further! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a proximity chat, community-driven server which excels at introducing to people to one another! We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. Some of our core features: Seasons and a calendar year! Thanks to some of our server plug-ins, Players can get some neat bonuses the more they play! Help build an engaging economy with the ability to create player shops! A simple and intuitive system to rent and sell your items! A constantly adapting world, set in Hard Mode. Graves that spawn at your death location. And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere. From a player-run shopping centers; to player waystones! INFO: IP: thestonedgolem.live Discord: http://discord.gg/hyEmE5GZqE Dynmap: http://thestonedgolem.live:8080/

TheStonedGolem.live

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	New Chunks Explored:	381299
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

The Superflat Experiment is an anarchy server that is running on a default superflat world, 1 layer of bedrock, 2 layers of dirt, and 1 layer of grass. Started on March 11, 2022, the server has seen over 1300 players join and leave their mark on the server. Our community is very relaxed and always love to watch new players begin their adventure on the server, so come and check us out!

BEDROCK PORT IS 25609

superflat.world

Nostalgic Realms

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Dimension Hops:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Nostalgic Realms

We are a Semi RPG Medieval Towny War server. Play to win is our slogan and we stand by that, you will never be out classed because of donations no matter how much we appreciate them! Create towns that may grow to countries, form alliances and wage war against your enemies! Your goals may differ from simply surviving on your own , being apart of a small group, or even conquering great kingdoms and expanding your empire across the lands! The choice is yours on how you play and we are here to provide you with the best possible experience.

Features: >>> Proximity Chat >>> Quests >>> Alcohol Brewing >>> Pipe Smoking >>> Towny War >>> Custom Mobs >>> Custom Items >>> Live Map!

Play.NostalgicRealms.com