Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Love Letters Sent:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	175	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Animals Bred:	174	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mines Excavated:	1910	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

dungeoncraftmc.feathermc.gg

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Star Shards Collected:	251
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magic Items Found:	8518	Void Armor Forged:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Animals Bred:	122	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Chimeras Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crops Grown:	1662
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	5190	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimension Hops:	7

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6255	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Villages Defended:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7154	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Towns Built:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214