Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	5076
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7933	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Votes:	8573	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Votes:	3098

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Void Armor Forged:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Animals Bred:	63	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	897
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	1

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Dragons Tamed:	2

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9680
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net