Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Votes:	5886
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Animals Bred:	176	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6245
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ores Mined:	637	Divine Spears Created:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Runes Activated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	233	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Animals Bred:	56
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Crops Grown:	8222	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2890	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Items Found:	6600

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Star Shards Collected:	86
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	176
Enchantments Applied:	174	Players Killed by Monsters:	5768
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net