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Players:	96/900	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5196
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6182	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Animals Bred:	162
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	925
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dimension Hops:	0

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Emeralds Found:	6371	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Void Gems Collected:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

nomi.craftersland.net

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2432	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Towns Built:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crops Grown:	1019	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Votes:	6947	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

play.megga-craft.com

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

eliterabbit.fun

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

play.hhpvp.com