Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

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TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Farms Harvested:	583
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchantments Applied:	91
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dimension Hops:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	3964	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

AuriaNetwork.pt:25567

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

terramedia.club

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

uncovery.me

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Farms Harvested:	613	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

dragonsrealm.dynacore.cloud:25569

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	3

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

play.lastbox.fun

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	138	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2107
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

mangrove.smpmc.us

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

play.thearmyofcp.com

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crops Grown:	6968	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

209.192.200.156:25578

Wildwood

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Towns Built:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

51.195.231.47