Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Towns Built:	10

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

play.squirtlesquadmc.com

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Animals Bred:	88
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchantments Applied:	288
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Endless Night Skies:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Void Gems Collected:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Farms Harvested:	887	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mines Excavated:	4050
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	4667	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6134	Players Killed by Monsters:	1286
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Emeralds Found:	8764

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mines Excavated:	4004	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	294	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	55	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4798
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Crops Grown:	6823

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org