Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6089
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	4329
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ores Mined:	2243
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mines Excavated:	3253
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Animals Bred:	132	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Void Gems Collected:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ores Mined:	1832	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Items Found:	4850	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mines Excavated:	1483	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4784	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	1704	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	7819	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Crops Grown:	7142	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz