Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Enchantments Applied:	72
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Love Letters Sent:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Animals Bred:	130	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	198	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Buildings Constructed:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	217
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	54
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	384989	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Buildings Constructed:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	New Chunks Explored:	955983

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com