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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Markane MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Votes:	2708
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Falling into the Void:	0

Markane MC– Friendly Community x Active staff and Owners – Plugins and Aspects = Economy, Crates, Dailyquests, Playerwarps, Chestshops, Ranks, Toolskins, Coinshop, Custom Furniture, Acution, Levels, Jobs, Skills, Claims, Factories and much more! – Anti-Grief, 1.20.4 Semi VanillaWe appreciate everyone who joins our server no matter what!How to join – Launch minecraft and click on multiplayer – Then click on Add Server in the bottom right – Put (mc.marcane.net) into the Server Address tab! Server Name is optional

mc.marcane.net

Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

play.nomadnation.info

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7938
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ores Mined:	5451	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

laworld.apexmc.co:25576

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4094
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	189	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	215274	Chimeras Created:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Love Letters Sent:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4881	New Chunks Explored:	723317

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Farms Harvested:	152	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Void Gems Collected:	27
Zombie Dances:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg