Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	386007	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	668541	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

play.supercraft.in

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	142	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95

play.acentramc.com

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	140
New Chunks Explored:	596695	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magic Items Found:	4429	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

arcaneva.com

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Towns Built:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

mc.skyblade.pro

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

ms.storyfortune.net

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Emeralds Found:	3775
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Void Gems Collected:	38

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

play.obiworldmc.com

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	77

Lifestealmc.net

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1135	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

simplyvanilla.net

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dimension Hops:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

play.augustatowny.com

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

play.gravitymc.xyz

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	741	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

mc.charlieroleplay.it

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Alien Abductions:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

interstellarmc.cc

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

mc.vanillahypeserver.com

Blockcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dimension Hops:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Blockcraft is a Minecraft server on version 1.20.1 just waiting to be played! Land claims, toggle PvP, and a player-based economy are just a few of the features you will find on this survival server. It also has crates for awesome in-game rewards! But we’re more than just minecrafting and blocks here, We’re a very close knitt community, with amazing dedicated staff, active playerbase and discord, we host regular events including Sunday Funday where you can will free ranks and crate keys! We have xmas and new years partys and players of all ages from 5 to 85! We have warps setup to help you navigate the shops run by players, the community center with items to get you going from the start, not to mention amazing events run throughout the year. Swing by and say hi and play minecraft your way! We are a Uk based server so ping may vary, To note we allow the use of English only in General chat, but you may dm in your chosen language, We are fully supportive of everyone here at blockcraft and we do not tolerate any form of bullying or harrasment of any kind. We’d love for you to come and join us and start your adventure today! Come join in on all the fun happening right here on Blockcraft! Bedrock port :19132

play.blockcraft.uk

BennixMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Towns Built:	9

Welcome to BennixMC, the ultimate Minecraft adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a server filled with endless possibilities across multiple game modes.Join our SUPER SMP and experience a thrilling Minecraft journey like no other. Engage in intense PVP battles with our overhauled system, trade with shops, and explore customized terrain that guarantees a unique experience for every player. Claim your land, decorate with mini blocks, and unlock rewards as you improve your skills. Don’t forget to mine spawners with silk touch and catch custom fish to add excitement to your adventure. Plus, unleash your creativity in our dedicated Creative Plots, where your imagination has no limits.If you’re up for a challenge, test your agility and determination in our infinite parkour courses. Race against the clock, conquer gravity-defying jumps, and overcome intricate obstacles in pursuit of parkour perfection.No mods needed! Our server is available on both BEDROCK and JAVA platforms, making it accessible to players on PC, Mobile, PS4, Xbox, and Nintendo Switch. And the best part? There are no world resets, allowing you to build, conquer, and create without limits.Join us now at play.bennixmc.com on port 25565 and become part of our thriving community. Stay connected and get the latest updates by joining our Discord server at discord.gg/B848STG5wz. Your epic Minecraft adventure starts here, at BennixMC!

play.bennixmc.com