Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	7627	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

JanjaTown Prison

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9704

A PRISON SERVER

178.20.170.147

Geomecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Void Gems Collected:	40	Emeralds Found:	6349
Void Armor Forged:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Divine Spears Created:	23

Updated Minecraft Server With Everything You Can Imagine and More from Creative to PVP, including Games. You can enjoy the best experience in Minecraft, and you can also talk to us through our private ts (Team Speak) (ts.geomecraft.com). You will enjoy a wide variety of games and activities and also periodically perform Habra events. Visit Our website http://www.geomecraft.com/ for better information. We are waiting!

mc.geomecraft.com

BWL Servers

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Custom World Generation Friendly Players No Lag No pay2win Server Shop – /shop Land Claims – /claim Skyblock – /is Plotworld – /plot auto

Why play on the big networks or random servers hosted on Grandma’s wifi? We’ve been around since 2012 and aren’t going anywhere.

BWL.US.TO

Wynncraft – Minecraft MMORPG

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Animals Bred:	155
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Wynncraft is the largest fully-featured MMORPG Minecraft server. No mods required!

Explore a vast and rich world with thousands of other players! Forge your own path! No mods are required to play.

Choose between 5 classes and 15 archetypes. Level up, trade on the player market, slay bosses, discover secrets and loot, capture territories with your guildmates, and much more. The choice is yours!

mccs.wynncraft.com

AU Gamers

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

FREE Tekkit Server (Race to Space) 50 Slots. Claim Blocks, Store. 4 Admins. Come and have a blast.

minecraft.augamers.com

Go-Craft Server network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mines Excavated:	2968
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7879	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Towns Built:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Hello Minecrafters, We are GoCraft, a server network, we are trying to be the best for each player, we wil help the player from start to finish, we have servers for young and old for Dutch and English everything is possible,

Greetings Go-Craft Team,

[Cracked Server][GoldRush][survival 1.8 World][skyblock][factions][creative][kit_pvp every 24 hours automatic map rotation][No lagg][32 G b Ram][24/7]

minecraft.go-craft.com

Blockaddicts

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Love Letters Sent:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5

PVP enabled Survival and building focused server. Long term 24/7 server, has been running for nearly 2 years now. Money system, chest shop, many worlds , VIP ranks, money from kills, anti combat log, anti xray. And much much more. In need of more UK time zone players to balance out the Americans ! mc.blockaddicts.net Also have team speak, same IP as the server 37.187.76.43 Or just use mc.blockaddicts.net for that too. Server recommended Texture pack: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/901498-x64162152147-ovos-rustic-pack-redemption-v101-updated-20130714/ Server DYNMAP http://mc.blockaddicts.net:25587

mc.blockaddicts.net

Root of Cube

Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

A survival server with mcmmo, factions and falling blocks

198.24.180.218

JumpKillers

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

JumpKillers

185.9.104.215

ProCraft Gaming

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

About ProCraft Gaming Here at Procraft gaming our goal is to provide our players with the best multiplayer experience possible. We do this by having a strong community that has active and mature staff members. We spend a lot of time coding custom plugins to add things into the game such as Guns and Explosives. Factions is a big part of ProCraft, Since we are not a hub server, We have 3 main worlds that consists of MiniGames (Game), Cod (call of duty) and Factions (Main World) We have these worlds for one main purpose. When you do really well in COD or Minigames, You are rewarded cash or items. You can use this cash to purchase guns in the shop. And use guns instead of weapons in the factions world! Thats right. Factions With Guns.

play.ProCraftGaming.net

PixelMasters 2

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1817	Endless Night Skies:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Fully custom Sponge/Pixelmon server running the latest Pixelmon and Minecraft versions. Includes an adventure, claims, player shops, and more!

pixelmasters.org

Mine Adventure

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Buildings Constructed:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Mine Adventure 1.7 Snapshot New Map 9/24/2013

my.mineadventure.net

JDMinecraft

PvE

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Bukkit survival server, multiple plugins, no pvp, multiple moderators, multiple worlds, ALL AGES, comprehensive user forum!

Come join the fun and check out the community on http://jdminecraft.wall.fm

Plugins installed on server: heaps!

Server IP Address – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: jdminecraft.dyndns.org

jdminecraft.dyndns.org

OP-Hub

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

OP-Hub is the number one overpowered network. Overpowered hub provides a premium experience from our custom plugins and separating ourselves from every other network. Our excellent and dedicated staff team is always ready to assist to any questions, comments, or concerns. Voting helps the network expand, but it also gives you insane rewards! Join op-hub.com today!

Support email: [email protected]

Donate: store.op-hub.com

op-hub.com

DelzCraftz

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Meteorites Collected:	1

DelzCraftz Is a brand new server that is looking for new and awesome Players. This server is and hosted in Austria(English Server) we have Factions | PvP | McMMO |EnchantAPI | 24/7 and a very friendly staff!

198.20.111.231