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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	803	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ores Mined:	2988
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	349	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2197
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mines Excavated:	2650	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

mc.savermc.net

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3039	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

EdenPrison.com

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

mcs.dogecraft.net

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Mines Excavated:	3683	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
New Chunks Explored:	731381	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

37.59.219.147:25579

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	1411
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

AnimeSucht.com 1.20.1– Freebuild (Overworld, Nether, End) + Farmwelten (Overworld, Nether, End) – 200+ enchantments for weapons, tools & armor! – 300+ achievements with rewards. – 50+ reforges for weapons & armor! – 30+ talismans with special effects. – 40+ bosses with skills etc. – 12 jobs, executable at the same time. – 10 skills with 50 levels and skill points each. – 5 special armors with set bonuses & stats. – /ah auction house to safely sell items. – /Shopgui Adminshop mit Bedrock, Spawnern etc. – /graves Teleport to your grave upon death. – /warp, /sethome, /ec, /wb, /sell and much more!

Animesucht.com

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

blotcraft.com

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Divine Spears Created:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2438	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com