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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crops Grown:	4887	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Farms Harvested:	663	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Dragon Eggs Found:	8709
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5699	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Ores Mined:	3354	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1232
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchantments Applied:	201
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7727	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	3992	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3977	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Buildings Constructed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

joyncraft.com

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchantments Applied:	91
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

bluefox.ink