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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Potions Brewed:	190
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

play.taverncraft.tk

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Animals Bred:	58
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Void Armor Forged:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Void Gems Collected:	31
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

minescape.me

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

play.badcraft.net

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	4237	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Potions Brewed:	126	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Potions Brewed:	161
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Votes:	4465
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	105
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1265	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	7608	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	New Chunks Explored:	822646
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Animals Bred:	173

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6518	Void Armor Forged:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mines Excavated:	1727

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me