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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Emeralds Found:	7662
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ 〈 ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ 〉 ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Server Information: Modpacks: Tekkit 2 (v.1.2.2) | Tekkit Legends (v1.1.1) | The 1.12.2 Pack (v1.5.5) | Nomifactory (v1.2.2.1) Hub IP: Play.SiriusMC.net Tekkit 2 IP: Tekkit.SiriusMC.net RLCraft IP: rl.SiriusMC.net Tekkit Legends IP: Legends.SiriusMC.net The 1.12.2 Pack IP: 1122.SiriusMC.net Nomifactory IP: Nomi.SiriusMC.net Discord: discord.gg/SiriusMCWhy Choose SiriusMC? SiriusMC is a modded network that runs servers in Tekkit 2, RLCraft, Tekkit Legends, The 1.12.2 Pack & Nomifactory. We aim to give you the best playing experience when playing on our servers offering features such as Togglable PVP, PlayerShops, Land Protection, Custom Patches/Plugins & More! With a strong team of active staff and developers, strong hardware SiriusMC provides a lag-free place to play!On our Tekkit 2 & Tekkit Legends Server, players are permitted the use of EMC farms. Got a cool design for a EMC gen? SiriusMC is the perfect place for you to build it.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	200
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	233
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.