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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BendersMC is a Four-Elements Minecraft Survival & Factions server that allows players to wield elemental bending powers and duel each other. Every player gets to have special abilities which makes PVP far more engaging and enjoyable!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

CarbonCraft is a community-driven Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a variety of improvements specially tailored to improve your overall Minecraft experience. Our server features: – Economy & Land Claim – Personal Warps & Player Shops – Sethome, TPA, RTP – Jobs – Marriage – Skill Progression – Additional Enchantments – Improved Mining & Revamped Fishing – Free Vote Ranks & Daily Login Bonuses – …and so much more! We have an experienced, mature, and seasoned staff team ready to guide you on your adventure. Our community is active, welcoming, and always looking for new friends. Join us today!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4645	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

OreoMC is a Java & Bedrock Survival SMP, Designed from the ground up with custom content in mind. If you are tired of the same old Minecraft server we invite you to check out our server to experience something that you cannot find anywhere else! IP: mcservers.oreo.gg  Bedrock Port: 19132  Version: 1.18 – 1.19.3  Discord: https://discord.gg/bQPaBXymXM

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88r7v7q2NTs&ab_channel=YOMMC DayZ Description: Mode based on DayZ, Unturned, Rust, and Escape from Tarkov. Survive in a dangerous world and make it to evac alive with all your loot. PvP and PvE threats, bosses, and a massive open world.WarZone PvP WarZone PvP is a massive Kit PvP type server with guns and levelsInfernal Realms Infernal Realms is an MMO RPG PvP Adventure server! You pick a class, fight monsters, level up, conquer dungeons and bosses, create and rule towns, command armies, unlock gear, wage war and become King of the realm! The fun never ends on Infernal Realms!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

PlayFusePlayFuse is a server focus on quality. We currently provide Three gamemodes, SkyBlock, our latest gamemode. SMP that we have had for over two years and the newly opened CreativeAll the gamemodes have been well thought out, are balanced and theres a ton of features to play with, such as custom crafting, special textures, new mobs, materials and more!We have a active & friendly community of players, great events, and amazing features, you wont be bored if you play on PlayFuse!IP: ms.PlayFuse.net Website: PlayFuse.org Discord: PlayFuse.org/discord Twitter: Twitter.com/DivineWoodsMC

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.