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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a Minecraft survival server with a friendly community, fun events, and big ideas in mind. We aim to offer a true-to-game survival experience, adding a few quality of life tweaks. We are driven to provide a friendly, engaging and fair Minecraft community. Our server is intended to be a place to chill alone or with your friends. – Community events, activities and projects – Friendly & helpful community – Active owner & mature staff team – Toggleable PVP – Gaming & Shopping District – Whitelist Only – Survival World – Extra Large Map

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Farms Harvested:	463	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Newly launched network featuring survival prison hybrid and ManHunt! Public and Private /Party modes for manhunting! 1.8 – 1.19+ Java, with crossplay support – Bedrock.TumbleweedMC.com– Survival (Prison Hybrid) – Manhunt (YouTube) – SlimeFun Survival – Kitpvp (with guns) – MCWildWest – Skyblock (coming soon)Survival world with Custom plugins plus McMMO and custom Landclaims. Prison server features such as the server mines & rankup perks.Beyond the survival gamemode, we also have an RPG gun gamemode inspired by RDR2 & GTA Online. We also have other gamemodes such as Skyblock and KitPVP in development and releasing soon! Seeya there!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

You’ve been invited to join SageSMP.A friendly, 15+ PvE Minecraft Survival MP server! This server has been made so Minecraft players all over the world have to opportunity to make new friends, build together & have a safe place to come to after a long day. In the server, we offer many different custom features, such as:Level up » You can simply level up by doing everyday tasks such as mining and fishing! Crates » A reward system with (legendary) prizes for voting, playing & ranking up. Claims » You can claim your builds for maximum security. Events » Join our events & receive a lot of free items, cool nick-colours & maybe even trails! Ranks » We have both earnable and purchasable ranks with really cool perks such as /fly. Currencies » Earn feathers and crystals, sell items & become the richest player on the server. Special enchantments » Get amazing enchantments from the crates or feather shops. Art maps » Make your amazing paintings using dye; the only limitation with your creativity is your imagination!There’s so much more, but I don’t wanna make this list any longer. You can come to check them all out yourself on IP: play.sagesmp.me.The server is currently on 1.20.1, but you’re able to join from any version above 1.16! Be aware that we’re a Java server and don’t support bedrock.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	199
Magic Items Found:	3334	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Ores Mined:	6711	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.