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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Season X Minecraft Server – Master Realm 1.20.1! RPG World Daily Quests & Adventures Blood Moons Brewery Coin Economy Citizens Anti-Combat-Log Towny EliteMobs & Boss Events Unique World Gen Graves with Loss GSit/Lay/Crawl 18+ Marry Commands Join our thriving community for endless fun and adventure!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8959	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Paragraph

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

MineCrafty is a multiverse server for players who want their own space & play with their friends – not for trolls – the server is moderated and crap will not be tolerated. For your enjoyment, land claim is active. as well as MCMMO, PVP, seasons, multiple worlds, creative, survival, hardcore and more. This server is for the player who wants to build on their own terms, or bring friends and just hang out in a safe server. If you’re an established dependable OP or admin, I would entertain allowing you to improve the server.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6299

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AMinecraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Celestial Expanse

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server. Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s! If this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out! IP: celestialmc.zapto.org Versions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Rodion Network

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RODION NETWORK We are a small minecraft community looking further into growing and make people have a fun time with their friends or knowing new people that play our server. Our current gamemodes are: » Skyblock: A basic OP Skyblock that hastons of features that are listed below: Slime Fun Minions Auction House Mayors Custom Enchants Daily Rewards And much more! IP: play.rodion-network.com Store: https://rodion-network.com/store

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MassCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison

MassCraft is a MMO Minecraft server with the best gamemodes! Come join in for Faction | Creative | Economy and More! Our friendly Admins will make sure you have a good experience. We are also a small and dedicated server to help give the best performance to all of our players. Head over to our website for more info!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Animals Bred:	70
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HOMIE SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

[1.20.4]Homie SMP is a new server made by a couple of friends, Custom made with alot of fun plugins to keep you entertained the whole time! We have Quests, Crates, Mob Arena and more! Join today and give us a try, let us know what you think and if you want something we could add it 🙂

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!