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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Mineworld

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Server Data: mc.mineworld.online PUERTO 19132 Multiplatform: You can connect from Java and Bedrock 1.18 onwards

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FloraMc

Bedwars, Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FloraMC! Version: 1.8 x 1.18 Discord: https://discord.gg/floramc

Server Information:

IP Address: play.floramc.club Website: https://floramc.club/

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

YarnMC Skyblock

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

YarnMC hopes to offer a classic skyblock server experience. With customized plugins, we have a stable, fun economy that rewards progression and community-based gameplay. YarnMC grew from a reunion of people that used to play together on the same skyblock server 10 years ago. Our server supports Bedrock and Java versions so everyone can join. Feel free to join our active discord for the latest updates and to chat! Join us on Discord! https://discord.yarnmc.xyz/

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SmileCraft

Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to SmileCraft! Come play at a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Anyone is welcome here! Just want to hangout and chat? Go out on an adventure? We’ll gladly invite you in! We also do monetary giveaways for $ or gift cards!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Quailiens is a super chill Minecraft Survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. You can play with your friends, make land claims, create towns, make player warps, buy & sell items to others and more..!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mines Excavated:	2024

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7918
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Animals Bred:	172	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Emeralds Found:	3946	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.