Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Herobrine Sightings: 10
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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