Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

68360279, Edition, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, lewds, memes, Minecraft, Mining, Party, schlickin, size difference, smp

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

CatCraft: Not Your Purrrsonal Shop

3. kids, adoption, Backflip, cat supplies, CatCraft, COLLAR, Fixed, found cat, Guilt, microchipped, missing cat, new cat, petco, Purrrsonal, receipts, REWARD, Shop, single mom, stray cat, Trauma, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vaccines, vet visit

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Votes:	8657
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as finding a stray cat doing backflips? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like the time we found a lost cat and ended up on a cat-catching adventure!

Our server is so crazy, it’ll have you questioning your morals just like when we returned the cat and got rewarded with $500, only to be asked for receipts for cat vaccines later on. Talk about a plot twist!

Join now for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a cat escaping from a car twice in one day. Who knows what kind of unexpected events will happen next? Don’t miss out on the drama and join today!

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

anxiety-inducing situations, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward situations, awkward social situations, AwkwardAF, daily discomfort, daily unease, discomfort triggers, everyday discomfort, everyday stressors, feeling uneasy, Minecraft, smp, social anxiety, social discomfort, stress triggers, uncomfortable experiences, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable moments, uncomfortable scenarios, uneasy feelings

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you gotta follow all these rules and act all proper and stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, bruh.

First of all, we got a pet chicken named Gerald who runs the whole server. Yeah, you heard me right, a chicken in charge. He’s got a monocle and a top hat, so you know he means business.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, fam.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can try to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny hidden somewhere in the server. Whoever finds it gets to rule the server for a day and make everyone wear pink armor.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want some crazy fun, join us now! Just be prepared for the chaos, bro.

CreeperCrazeMC

Alarming, bloodcurdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperCrazeMC, creepy, disquieting, Disturbing, eerie, fact, goosebumps, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Falling into the Void:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can find a secret dungeon filled with killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes? Yeah, it’s like a fluffy death trap waiting to happen! But don’t worry, if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted carrot that gives you super speed and the ability to fly for 10 minutes. So come join us and test your luck in the bunny laser dungeon of doom!

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

aggression, Baltic states, Conflict, CraftyBaltic, Delusional, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Latvian foreign minister, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security concerns, Server, sustain, territorial dispute, ukraine war

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	3711
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crops Grown:	3265
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like russia thinking they can sustain war in ukraine but they just delusional man. our foreign minister, who is actually a talking llama, will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server. beware of the evil villagers who steal all your diamonds and the creepers who just want to blow everything up for fun. but fear not, for our server is protected by a magical forcefield made of rainbow unicorn farts. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, because why not?

GreenlandNot4SaleCraft

Arctic, controversy, Danish PM, Diplomacy, donald trump jr, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, GreenlandNot4SaleCraft, international relations, ISLAND, Négotiation, ownership, Politics, response, sale, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Visit, visitation

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ores Mined:	8562
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magic Items Found:	5070

so, like, this server is like, totally not for sale, just like Greenland, ya know? but unlike Greenland, this server is like, super cool and totally worth joining. like, imagine if Donald Trump Jr visited this server, he would be like, “whoa, this place is way better than Greenland!”

we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a Minecraft server. like, there’s a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest items and mobs. and don’t even get me started on the giant diamond castle in the sky that you can only access by riding a flying pig.

plus, the Danish PM totally loves this server. he’s always online, building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. so if you wanna be as cool as the Danish PM, you gotta join this server ASAP. trust me, you won’t regret it. #NotForSaleButTotallyWorthIt

Jogging Elite vs Middling | Marathon Training Fun

athletic performance, athletic training, data analysis, Elite, elite runners, Endurance, exercise physiology, fitness goals, Fun, Jogging, long distance running, Marathon, marathon runners, middling, middling runners, peak performance, performance levels, Physical fitness, race preparation, running strategies, running techniques, speed training, sports science, Training, training intensity

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

so like, u wanna be an elite runner in minecraft? well dis server is da place to be cuz we got da secret sauce to make u run like da wind, baby! we got data showin dat da key to bein a top runner is how much time u spend joggin, so we gonna make u jog til ur legs fall off! join us and become a marathon master, leavin all dem other players in da dust! trust us, dis server will have u runnin circles around da competition in no time!

Ember Wing

Adventure, base, BUILD, Community, Discord, Economy, Ember, Ember wing, Explore, friendly community, Fun, game modes, Join, night, Regular Events, Resources, Server Rules, smp, Start, Survival, Thriving Community, WING

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Star Shards Collected:	227	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to Emberwing!

IP Address	Whitelist
Version	1.21.4

Discord: https://mee6.xyz/i/Fz8Z0C9fUE

Explore a World Like No Other!

Why Choose Us?

Economy System: Build your empire with our balanced economy.
Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community with active staff ready to help.
Regular Events: Participate in exciting events and win awesome prizes!

Game Modes:

Survival: Gather resources, build your base, and survive the night.

Join Us Today!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join Emberwing and become part of a thriving community where the fun never stops. Whether you’re here to build, explore, or dominate, there’s a place for you in our world.

Server Rules:

Be respectful to all players.
No griefing or stealing.
Use appropriate language.
No cheating or exploiting bugs.
Have fun and enjoy the game!

Ready to Start Your Adventure?

Join our Discord at https://mee6.xyz/i/Fz8Z0C9fUE to get started. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

Emberwing – Your Adventure Begins Here!

EcoCraft Wildlands 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave Group, corporate, Diversity, EcoCraft, Entertainment, girl groups, Inclusivity, Kiri Kilovolt, Management, Marketing, Media, mixed groups, Music (Industry), Operation, ownership, promotions, publicity, success, talent agency, underrepresented talent, Wildlands

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Potions Brewed:	78	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy mixed up world of boy and girl groups, like what even is reality anymore? And get this, they got an all girls wave, like whoa, girls ruling the Minecraft world, that’s some next level stuff right there. And guess what, the server is run by Brave Group, but they only talk about two talents, Kiri Kilovolt and Bonnie Barkswell, like what about the rest of the crew? It’s a total mystery, man, you gotta join and unravel the secrets of this wacky server. It’s like a virtual rabbit hole of madness, but in a good way, you feel me?

ShortFilmCritique Minecraft Server

artistic expression, constructive criticism, creative process, critique, Defensiveness, festival selections, film festivals, filmmaking, filmmaking budget, Honesty, independent film, learning experience, Minecraft, partner, passion project, Server, short film, ShortFilmCritique, student project, Support, valuable feedback

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rough and unpolished as a student film? Look no further! Join our server where the script is confusing, the pacing is off, and the performances lack chemistry – just like that $15,000 short film your partner made!

But don’t worry, we’re not all bad! Some shots may seem rushed or incomplete, but that just adds to the charm, right? Plus, just like your partner’s film, we’ve been accepted into a few small local festivals (in our dreams).

Join us for a truly unique and questionable experience. And hey, if you can barely make it through the screening of our server, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. So come on in and experience the magic (or lack thereof) for yourself!

NoMoreSteveAllowed

bitterness, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Drama, Exes, Exploration, finances, flakiness, friendship, Jealousy, mutual friends, new experiences, NoMoreSteveAllowed, passive aggressiveness, personal growth, Priorities, relationships, Single life, Tension, travel

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story about Jessica and her crazy antics. She couldn’t commit to traveling with her friend because of finances, but magically had the funds to travel with her new boyfriend, Robert. And when her friend moved on and traveled with someone else, Jessica got salty! Drama, drama, drama!

But fear not, on our server, you can leave all that drama behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands. No shady friends here, just a community of fun-loving players ready to embark on wild adventures together.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door. Who needs friends like Jessica when you can have a whole new group of Minecraft buddies to play with? See you in the game!

GeneticScrewedMC

Dna, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic diversity, genetic engineering, genetic factors, genetic inheritance, genetic makeup, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic mutations, genetic predisposition, genetic predisposition to disease, genetic susceptibility, genetic testing, genetic variability, genetic variation, genetics, GeneticScrewedMC, hereditary traits, inherited conditions

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Items Found:	7671
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ores Mined:	9022	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to screw you over genetically in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us if you want to experience being a mutant Minecraft character with super weird abilities like shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes or having a giant squid tentacle for an arm. Who needs normal genetics anyway when you can have a blast being a genetic disaster on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Genetic Roulette Wheel, where you can spin to randomly mutate your character into something completely bonkers. Ever wanted to be a half-unicorn, half-creeper hybrid? Well, now’s your chance!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server and embrace your inner genetic screw-up. Who knows, you might just discover that being a mutant in Minecraft is way more fun than being a regular old Steve or Alex.

GulfOfAmericaCraft Server

America, controversy, debate, decision, geography, Gulf of America, gulf of mexico, GulfOfAmericaCraft, headline, identity crisis, international relations, mexico, name change, News, Ocean, Politics, president, Proposal, Renaming, Server, trump, united states

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	300
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump trying to rename the gulf of mexico to the gulf of america. we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of slime blocks. come join us and build a house so big even herobrine will be jealous. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more creepers than a bad horror movie. come join us and see why this server is the talk of the town. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies. what more could you want? join now before the ender dragon steals all the fun!

GreenCraft: Trump’s Takeover!

control, controversial, Defense, foreign policy, global affairs, GreenCraft, Greenland, imperialism, international relations, intervention, military force, Négotiation, panama canal, Politics, power struggle, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Farms Harvested:	647	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

So, like, you ever wanted to be part of a server where Trump goes all crazy and tries to take over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of Minecraft players? Well, you’re in luck, cuz that’s exactly what’s happening on this server! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even some secret treasure hidden in Greenland’s ice caves. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server! Join now and be part of the madness!

SuicideCraft: Justice, Guns, Divorce, Foster, Jail

behavioral health, Community, Divorce, exposure, firearm accessibility, Foster, foster care, Guns, incarceration, intervention, Jail, Justice, justice system, mental health, meta-analyses, Midlife, parental suicide, Prevention, public health, risk factors, social determinants, suicide mortality, SuicideCraft, unemployment, vulnerable populations

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Buildings Constructed:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	15

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! We got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast in Minecraft land. Want to hang out with justice system–involved individuals? We got ’em! Want to see some parental suicide action? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the accessibility of firearms – it’s like a buffet of weapons up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.

So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

The Bob SMP

Adventure, bob, BUILD, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Farming, Friendly staff, Furniture, Gravestones, join us, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Play, Resetting, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

The Bob SMP Server

Server Information	Resetting 12/01/25
Description	This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Staff	Friendly staff that would love for you to join us!
Get Started	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I create or join kingdoms in this server?	Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is the staff friendly and welcoming?	Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community.