Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Runes Activated:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Zombie Dances:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Star Shards Collected:	215	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Buildings Constructed:	40
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	153
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Emeralds Found:	7560
Crops Grown:	1557	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	190	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Meteorites Collected:	0
Farms Harvested:	882	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.