Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Runes Activated: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 20 Divine Scrolls Written: 23

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 372 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Farms Harvested: 208
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Buildings Constructed: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 293 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 189
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Crops Grown: 8915
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 201448 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Farms Harvested: 910

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 184
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Falling into the Void: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 453
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8535 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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