Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Rune Stones Activated: 2
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Love Letters Sent: 13 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MC PGST

    MC PGST

    A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • The Cavern

    The Cavern

    Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 103 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • LuxCube

    LuxCube

    Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Dig up

    Dig up

    If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • AusTv

    AusTv

    A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • AKIOMC

    AKIOMC

    We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • TheaLater MC

    TheaLater MC

    If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • GensFood

    GensFood

    GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • EcoSMP

    EcoSMP

    Discord Whitelist | Cross-Platform | Economy | Towns/Nations | In-Game Ranks | Player Shops | Custom Jobs | Free /Fly | Custom Items | Semi Vanilla | Discord Integration | Server Never ResetsJava IP: play.ecosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Potions Brewed: 195
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • The Witch Chest

    The Witch Chest

    If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90 Meteorite Armor Created: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BILTU SMP

    BILTU SMP

    ⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Farms Harvested: 904
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MeeTion Network

    MeeTion Network

    ———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2367 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • KingSMP

    KingSMP

    Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Ores Mined: 1375

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SiriusMC

    SiriusMC

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Emeralds Found: 2367
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Gods Slained: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Altitude Community

    Altitude Community

    Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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