Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
Animals Bred: 135 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Zombie Dances: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 480 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 209804 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Emeralds Found: 4244

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 111 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8453 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Runes Activated: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MinnesotaMC

    MinnesotaMC

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 New Chunks Explored: 536400
    Alien Abductions: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Citrus

    Citrus

    Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Runes Activated: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 677267 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Minecraft.SI

    Minecraft.SI

    Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 325 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PvPCloud

    PvPCloud

    PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Hallowed Fantasy

    Hallowed Fantasy

    Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Crops Grown: 1449
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CubeCadia Survival

    CubeCadia Survival

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Chimeras Created: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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