Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CubedMC

    CubedMC

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Endless Legions Commanded: 44

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SkyMata

    SkyMata

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 68 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Gods Slained: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 5419
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Mines Excavated: 1723 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Elemental Crystals Collected: 80
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Zombie Dances: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 296 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Emeralds Found: 342
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Animals Bred: 32 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 901 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Star Shards Collected: 139
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 75

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • SuperSMP

    SuperSMP

    welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Enchantments Applied: 280
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • 1MoreBlock.com

    1MoreBlock.com

    We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • VoidSMP

    VoidSMP

    The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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