Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MetaUnion

    MetaUnion

    You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Superabf.net

    Superabf.net

    NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Zombie Dances: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • TogetherCraft

    TogetherCraft

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 62 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

    Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Legends Evolved

    Legends Evolved

    Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MuttsWorld Minecraft

    MuttsWorld Minecraft

    You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • SageSMP

    SageSMP

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Elysian Craft SMP

    Elysian Craft SMP

    Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Alien Abductions: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Pinecraft Equestrian

    Pinecraft Equestrian

    ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 64 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Towns Built: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • The ex-stem

    The ex-stem

    Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • JOLT Survival

    JOLT Survival

    Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 288 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Avalon City Network

    Avalon City Network

    CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Rede Crown

    Rede Crown

    IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Honey Horizons

    Honey Horizons

    Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ConquestLand

    ConquestLand

    ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 73 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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