Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Crops Grown: 8053 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1853 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 855
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Players Killed by Monsters: 8400
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Star Shards Collected: 221

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 76
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Alien Abductions: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Dimension Hops: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 113

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Zombie Dances: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 155
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Animals Bred: 135
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30 Ether Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Animals Bred: 199

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Lunar Middle School

    Lunar Middle School

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 422669 Animals Bred: 66
    Villages Defended: 11 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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