Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the true art of fapping and schlickin’! Our server is the perfect place to share your lewds and discuss all things related to getting your freak on.

Join us and become part of our legendary Queen of the Milfs Edition, where players compete to be crowned the ultimate milf hunter in the virtual world.

But beware, rumors say that there is a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted toys and potions that will enhance your fapping skills to a whole new level. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to enter and claim their reward.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dsg/ – Dank Souls Games

    Minecraft SMP – /dsg/ – Dank Souls Games
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable server out there! Join us if you dare for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and mayhem.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Dragon Ball Useless Minecraft Server

    Dragon Ball Useless Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the crazy and wacky adventures you can handle!

    Join us and embark on a journey to find out who the most useless character in Dragon Ball is (spoiler alert: it’s not Yamcha)! But that’s not all – we have insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a lava lake? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship…or just have a really good time. See you there!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8754 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • New X3D CPUs Minecraft SMP

    New X3D CPUs Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on servers with outdated CPUs that can’t handle your epic builds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is powered by the brand new X3D CPUs that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby’s bottom! Join us and experience the thrill of building without any lag or glitches holding you back.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization, and players who explore deep enough may uncover hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface of our world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember to watch out for the lava pits and creepers, because they’re nothing compared to the real danger of missing out on all the fun!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 53

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Legs Up Minecraft Server

    Legs Up Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are impressed by our players’ flexibility! Join us and witness the amazing acrobatics of our players as they navigate through the world with style and grace. Who needs a horse when you can somersault your way to victory?

    Our server is also home to the legendary “Legs of Steel” challenge, where players must complete a series of parkour courses using only their legs. Rumor has it that the winner will receive a pair of enchanted leggings that grant them the ability to kick creepers into orbit.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild dance parties, where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of “Disco King/Queen of Minecraft.” Get ready to boogie down with skeletons, zombies, and maybe even a wandering trader or two.

    So come join us on our server and see for yourself why everyone is asking, “How does she get her legs up like that?” It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and we can’t wait to see you there!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • The Hikikomori SMP Gathering 4

    The Hikikomori SMP Gathering 4
    Welcome to our totally not cursed Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, mining diamonds with your pet llama, and fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders.

    Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by the one and only Captain Woolly. Join their ranks and conquer the land with your colorful woolly warriors!

    But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon Mafia. They control the skies with their fleet of flying creepers and will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

    Johnny Minecraft is a renowned YouTuber and gamer best known for his Minecraft gameplay videos. With millions of subscribers, Johnny has gained a loyal following for his entertaining and informative content. His creativity and passion for gaming have made him a prominent figure in the Minecraft community.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7291 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MineMasters

    MineMasters

    Open the Minecraft launcher, next click the “Play” button, then select “Multiplayer” from the main menu.

    Click the “Add Server” button to open the server information form then copy & paste the IP Address minemasters.ddns.net:15150 in the “Server Address” box then press click on “Done” button.

    Once the connection to the server is verified by Mojang session servers and is available, the connection icon will turn green and you can click on the “Join Server” button to play on MineMasters Network.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Angelic MC

    Angelic MC

    Join ANGELIC MC, the #1 Survival Server, and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! With a thriving player base, dedicated staff, and exciting features, our community is the perfect haven for crafters and explorers alike. Enjoy customizable player vaults, shops, and competitive leaderboards, plus regular events and tournaments that will put your skills to the test. Connect with hundreds of active players, forge lasting friendships, and build your Minecraft legacy. Dive into the action today at ip: angelicmc.org and discover your new gaming home!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Dimension Hops: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server
    The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • The Troon Map Minecraft Server

    The Troon Map Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible.

    We have a thriving community of players who all share one thing in common – they love to build and create in Minecraft. But what sets us apart is our unique twist on the game. We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on flying pigs, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even transform into a unicorn!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Tranny Nation. What is Tranny Nation, you ask? It’s a mystical land where everyone is required to wear a wig and speak in a high-pitched voice. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and our players absolutely love it!

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of Tranny Nation!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

    Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

    And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Never Friends Minecraft Server

    Never Friends Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the diamonds in a player’s chest with…you guessed it, llama poop!

    2. Our PvP arena is a literal circus, complete with clowns throwing pies and elephants stomping around. It’s a battle like no other, trust us.

    3. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance your heart out with skeletons and creepers, it’s a blast!

    4. Our admin team consists of a group of talking chickens who are always squawking about the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos. Just remember, we will never be friends anon…but we’ll definitely have a lot of fun together!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Oh no (Rossy/NXT Japan lost) Minecraft SMP

    Oh no (Rossy/NXT Japan lost) Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that can accommodate all your wildest dreams and desires? Look no further than our server! We used to easily fit 400 or 450 players, but now we have restrictions on attendance – we need at least 350 or there’s no point! But don’t worry, we’re still going strong and renting out the venue 5 or 6 more times this year. Join now and be a part of the madness – we’re “full” of fun and excitement! Who needs organizations when you can be a champion on our server? Come on in and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Animals Bred: 95

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Antares.lat

    Antares.lat

    Join Antares.lat, where survival comes to life with floating islands, an interactive casino, custom economy, and open PvP! With accessible VIP, proximity chat and a world without Pay to Win, your adventure awaits! Are you ready to conquer the sky?

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Animals Bred: 189
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • What the Block Minecraft Server

    What the Block Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things may not be what they seem! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everything is predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be in for a wild ride!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, animatronic creatures from Five Nights at Freddy’s start popping up everywhere! That’s right, we’ve merged the worlds of Minecraft and FNAF for a truly unique gaming experience. Can you survive the night and escape their clutches?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted forest where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of every block you break. Who knows what other magical creatures you’ll encounter along the way?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “T-this can’t be FNAF, what the fuck happened?”

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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