Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for some paizuri edition fun on our server, where we embrace all the kinks and depravity you can imagine. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more fetishes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are experts in titfucking and paizuri? Our members are so skilled, they can give you tips on how to make your pink /c/ shine like never before. Plus, we have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the steamy action happening in-game.

So come on, dive into our world of erotic roleplaying and outrageous character profiles. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner for some wild Minecraft adventures. Join us now and let the kinkiness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 169
Falling into the Void: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • The Imladris Conclave

    The Imladris Conclave

    Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

    Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

    But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Crops Grown: 3880 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

    Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?
    Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 235
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

    StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

    Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Gods Slained: 2 Magic Items Found: 7896
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

    Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis
    Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

    But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

    But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Ores Mined: 6766 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 428 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyAnxietyCraft

    CraftyAnxietyCraft
    Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Ores Mined: 8622
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 29
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CommieCraft Minecraft Server

    CommieCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

    imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

    plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

    join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Tax Haven Havoc

    Tax Haven Havoc
    come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

    we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

    join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Animals Bred: 68

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

    BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore
    so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Mythical Swords Crafted: 29
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 533872 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Valor Network

    Valor Network

    Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Divine Spears Created: 12

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • YellowCraftMC

    YellowCraftMC

    Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Gods Slained: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 181 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

    Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Mines Excavated: 2808
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

    Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

    We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • WeddingWoesMC

    WeddingWoesMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and explore without any best man betrayals! Join us for a server full of adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your buddy ditching you for a video game night. Plus, we promise our best man speeches are always heartfelt and not just two sentences long. So come join us and leave the wedding drama behind – unless you want to build a wedding chapel in Minecraft, then we’re totally cool with that too!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Magic Items Found: 1110
    Mines Excavated: 3338 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Towns Built: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • SecretSMP4Lyfe

    SecretSMP4Lyfe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Mines Excavated: 4953
    Crops Grown: 4202 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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