Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Herobrine Sightings: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
Magical Moments Shared: 30 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 9
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Empires MC

    Empires MC

    Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

    Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays
    IP Address play.broomstix.net
    Default Ports N/A
    Discord Server https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
    Online In-game Map https://map.broomstix.net/

    Features:

    • Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
    • Bedrock and Java cross-play
    • Hard difficulty
    • Custom enchantments
    • Teleport mobs with lead
    • Free fly on Sundays
    • ProtectionStones for land claiming
    • Bartering economy system
    • No griefing
    • Main PvP arena with keep inventory
    • Random teleportation in overworld
    • In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
    • Minecraft-Discord integration
    • Responsive staff
    • Voting ranks and rewards
    • Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

    Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

    Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

    Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

    Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

    Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Evil Villain Minecraft Server

    Evil Villain Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Magic Items Found: 8564
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

    ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Potions Brewed: 77
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

    DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

    Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

    Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

    Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 61 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Villages Defended: 20 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BabyBumpBucks

    BabyBumpBucks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

    Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Enchantments Applied: 106
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CelebrityScape SMP

    CelebrityScape SMP
    Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

    MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

    Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Magic Items Found: 3065
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

    DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt
    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Villages Defended: 15
    Magic Items Found: 8648 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 482

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zapene Pixelmon

    Zapene Pixelmon

    ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 177 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2890
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Crops Grown: 8302
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Zombie Dances: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 5903
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

    IP Address play.mushroomvalley.net
    Features Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
    Modded No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
    Dynamic Map View Map
    Discord Join Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded? No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
    How old is the server? The server is 1 week old.
    What plugins does the server have? Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
    Is the community friendly? Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 65 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Villages Defended: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Villages Defended: 12
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Villages Defended: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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