Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – Creeper Clique

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – Creeper Clique

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules, but who really follows those anyway?

Join us for a wild ride filled with more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Our server is like F-list, but with blocks! Create your own character profile, find like-minded players with similar interests and fetishes (we won’t judge), and roleplay to your heart’s content.

Forget about boring old survival mode, we’ve got webchat for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest stories, and more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.

But wait, there’s more! Our community pastebin is filled with juicy gossip, our profile image search tool will help you find the perfect skin, and our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the drama.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where you can unmake all the Ankhas you want? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Homestead Haven Minecraft Server

    Homestead Haven Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the high prices of rural land? Do you dream of owning a homestead but your wallet is crying in agony? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have all the rural land your heart desires for FREE! That’s right, no need to break the bank, just break some blocks and claim your own piece of virtual paradise.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).

    So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /n00b/ – total Minecraft newbies

    Minecraft SMP – /n00b/ – total Minecraft newbies
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera in Gielinor!

    Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.

    But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.

    Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Big Mooner’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Big Mooner’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where the moon is so big you can practically touch it! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pigmen? Or build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Big Mooner and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they tend to get a little carried away.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Dear Nvidia Minecraft SMP

    Dear Nvidia Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting replaced by Turkish boys and dealing with drama from Bulgarian coworkers? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?

    So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Why Java? Minecraft Server

    Why Java? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    Forget about those other servers that are as basic as a dirt block, come join us for a Java experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house up too, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! So why Java? Because why settle for mediocrity when you can have madness!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Dimension Hops: 14 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Autism Quest Minecraft SMP

    Autism Quest Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to play the game like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

    Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Pixelated Pow Wow Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Pow Wow Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Picture this: a world where Indians have the power to replace entire continents with their sheer numbers. That’s right, 1.4 billion people ready to take over the Minecraft universe! Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and conquer our way to world domination. Who knew a simple block-building game could turn into a battle for global supremacy? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • The Goofy Golem – Minecraft SMP

    The Goofy Golem – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because the golec thread SMP is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 146 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • PixelPunch – Minecraft Server

    PixelPunch – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a dragon battle in the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the patch notes are more exciting than finding diamonds in a cave! Join us for insane battles, crazy adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on your heart.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a battle pass that will make you feel like a true warrior of the blocky world. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming EU tournament – it’s going to be more intense than a raid on an Ender Dragon’s lair!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the villagers are talking about it. And rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll be able to unlock a secret DLC character who can summon lightning bolts with a flick of their wrist.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of pigs riding minecarts through the Nether!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Enchantments Applied: 202

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Wrestling Minecraft SMP: Who’s the Bill Cosby of Wrestling?

    Wrestling Minecraft SMP: Who’s the Bill Cosby of Wrestling?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild wrestling match mixed with a comedy show hosted by the one and only Bill Cosby (not really, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and maybe even a surprise guest appearance from your favorite WWE wrestler (just kidding, but a player named Stone Cold Steve Austin might show up). So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Funny Women Minecraft Server

    Funny Women Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of swiping left and right on hookup apps, only to end up with a bunch of fatherless children? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a solution for you! Join us and go cold turkey on hookup apps, because why give men sex before marriage when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world instead? Plus, who needs a man when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof fortress to protect you? So come join us and show those men what they’re missing out on – a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need no man (or fatherless children)!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Champion of the Creeper Olympics Minecraft SMP

    Champion of the Creeper Olympics Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a legendary champion named Sir Carbob the Carbabby Slayer. He once defeated a horde of evil carbabbies with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And let’s not forget about Lady Carbobella, the fearless warrior who tamed a wild carbabby and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Picture this: Krillin from Dragon Ball Z has somehow found his way into the Minecraft world and he’s causing chaos everywhere he goes. Will he use his destructo disc to mine diamonds? Will he team up with creepers to take down Ender Dragons? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of Krillin in Minecraft unfold before your very eyes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this wild ride!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Emeralds Found: 1618 Endless Legions Commanded: 34

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Welcome to Minecraft SMP: Blocky Banter

    Welcome to Minecraft SMP: Blocky Banter
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because Cretaceous Place is here to shake things up!

    Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.

    But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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