Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Divine Spears Created: 13
Holy Grails Found: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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