Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RocketSatCraft

aerospace, civilian purposes, cooperation, Diplomacy, global partnership, international relations, iran, long tail tags, MIDDLE EAST, peaceful use, rocket launch, RocketSatCraft, russia, satellite communication, satellite launch, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, space exploration, space program, Technology

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, this server is so lit that even Iran is sending satellites to Russia just to launch rockets for us! And get this, they’re saying it’s for civilian purposes, but we all know they just wanna see our epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join now and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft madness! 🚀🌌🔥

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	9192	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Helium ShortageCraft

#sustainability, conservation, Crisis, critical, Demand, depletion, Element, Extraction, Future, gas, global issue, Helium, innovation, low supply, natural resource, production, scarcity, scientific research, Shortage, ShortageCraft, Technology

join our epic minecraft server where we are so desperate for helium that we have turned it into the ultimate currency. trade with other players, build helium-powered machines, and float away to victory!

we have a secret underground base filled with helium balloons that will make you fly higher than a diamond pickaxe on a sunday morning. but be careful, the evil creepers have stolen some of our precious helium and are using it to float around and cause chaos.

if you can retrieve the stolen helium and bring it back to our base, you will be rewarded with rare items and the admiration of all the other players. but beware, the helium-infused creepers are not to be underestimated.

so come join us on this wacky adventure and help us save our precious helium before it’s too late. who knew that a minecraft server could be so full of hot air?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3234	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Seasons Changing Bacterial Cell

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u ever wonder what it would be like if a single bacterial cell could sense the seasons changing? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they frolicked with unicorns, battled evil gingerbread men, and even rode a giant lollipop into the sunset. true story, bro.

but that’s not all! on our server, u can build a house out of talking blocks, ride a rollercoaster through a volcano, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

What is the IP for Nick Eh 30 Minecraft Server?

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Nick Eh 30, born Nicholas Amyoony, is a Canadian content creator and professional gamer known for his popular Twitch and YouTube channels. He rose to fame for his skill in games like Fortnite and for his engaging and entertaining gaming content. Nick has amassed a large following of fans who tune in to watch his live streams and videos. He is known for his positive attitude, friendly demeanor, and dedication to his craft.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Crops Grown:	6673
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GTPixels.net

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

GTPixels.net is an exciting new Minecraft server inspired by the iconic Grand Theft Auto series. This server offers a range of innovative PvP mechanics that significantly enhance gameplay, arguably surpassing the experience of 1.8 PvP! With RPG elements such as a comprehensive leveling system, custom crafting options, and an expansive 1.5k by 1.5k custom-designed open-world map that is fully destructible and capable of self-repairing over time, players are in for a treat. Plus, enjoy 3D weapons and attachments without the need for any mods!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4301	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Items Found:	4241
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NoCoOrDiNaTeS LeGeNd [SoMeWhAt-Chaotic] 1.21 No Elytra, No Resets, Just Laughs!

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IP Address	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview:

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla gameplay in order to improve game balance. Some of the adjustments include disabling coordinates, elytra, and phantom spawning, while enabling nether roof void damage.

Adjustments:

Coordinates are disabled.
Elytra are disabled.
End crystals and bed explosions do no damage.
Phantom spawning is disabled.
Nether roof void damage is enabled.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

Additional clarifications on the rules are available at the server spawn.

FAQ:

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

A: The server aims to provide a relatively free experience for players, but cheating, exploiting, bigotry, and harassment are not allowed.

Q: Can I use coordinates or elytra on the server?

A: No, coordinates and elytra are disabled on the server to provide a different gameplay experience.

Q: What happens if I break the rules?

A: Breaking the rules can result in punishments such as temporary bans or permanent bans, depending on the severity of the offense.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the Discord server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is generally discouraged, as the server aims to provide a fun and safe environment for all players.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Animals Bred:	133	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Tool Time Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even dinosaurs are questioning their life choices! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure filled with self-awareness, tool usage, and velociraptors trying to figure out why they never learned to make cars.

Imagine a world where T-Rexes are building skyscrapers, Stegosauruses are creating art galleries, and Velociraptors are attempting to start their own tech companies. It’s a chaotic and hilarious world where anything is possible, and where you can truly let your imagination run wild.

So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to why humans are the only ones who have evolved to use tools. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you could be the one to crack the case. See you in the game!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Farms Harvested:	835	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

#TimesUp, Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, banter, blocky, consent, criminal justice, education, healing, Justice, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, Prevention, rape, Recovery, sexual assault, smp, Support, survivor, Trauma, Victim, violence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers start dancing around you like they’re at a rave. Or how about the time when a group of villagers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their rendition of “Baby Got Back”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TwinlessInMinecraft

Apology, Argument, Australia, Boundaries, Communication, Condolences, EMIGRATION, emotional resilience., family, financial fraud, internal mix up, reconciliation, relationship, sibling, stress, student loan, Support, terminal cancer, twin, TwinlessInMinecraft, uk

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud!

Imagine logging on to build your dream castle, only to be bombarded with texts and letters from the Student Loans Company in someone else’s name. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, there’s a family argument thrown into the mix. Who needs to watch drama on TV when you can experience it firsthand on our server?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineTunez: The Undiscovered Hit

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of riding pigs into battle with your friends by your side? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant unlimited XP and the ability to summon a pet dragon to ride into battle. But beware, for the land is also home to the dreaded Chicken Jockeys, half chicken, half skeleton warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs.

But fear not, for on our server, you will also discover the hidden gem of a song that will not only boost your mining speed by 200%, but also make creepers dance to your tune. So come join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	780

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Elven Birthrate Crisis

birth rate, birthrate, concern, Crisis, cultural impact, Demographic, Elven, Elves, elves in literature, FANTASY, fertility, fictional universe, high fantasy, j.r.r. tolkien, long-lived races, Lotr, middle earth, Peace, Population, Reproduction, societal issues, Tolkien, world-building

u ever wonder why there are so many elves in the lotr universe? well, it’s cuz they all be poppin out babies like rabbits on this minecraft server! join us and witness the elf baby boom for yourself. we got elves building treehouses, elves riding dragons, elves doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. come join the elf party and see what all the hype is about. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who can resist free cookies? not me, that’s for sure. so come on down to the craziest minecraft server in all the land. elves galore, cookies galore, fun galore. what more could you ask for?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Gems Collected:	36
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Robo Doc Finger Fun

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come join our minecraft server where we have human-like robot fingers that can take your pulse and feel around for lumps under your skin. need a doctor in the game? we got you covered with our futuristic technology! plus, these fingers can even go into dark, warm places for diagnostic purposes. who knew minecraft could be so high-tech and medical? join now for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1557	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	3023	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

WreckMC

armor, classic, Community, CONTENT, Custom, Economy, Experience, Fun, Game, gamemode, Items, love, MCMMO, Minecraft, new, Old, Players, Prison, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Tools, Upcoming, Vanilla, vision, WreckMC

WreckMC is a new upcoming Minecraft Server, being focused on the Classic Prison gamemode old Minecraft players know and love. Our vision has brought back the feel of the gamemode, along with much more content (including custom items, tools, armor, and more!).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Prepare to be pummeled in the Great Minecraft Battle of WW1! PVP Galore!

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Minecraft WW1 Themed PVP Server

Server Overview:

A WW1 themed Minecraft PVP server where players make their own defenses and strategize to break the stalemate using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines. Choose a country to fight for from the Entente or Central Powers, and battle on different fronts.

Links:

Discord Server

Trailer on YouTube

Images:

The Western Front (With Defenses)

The Central Powers

The Triple Entente

The Eastern Front

The Gallipoli Campaign

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord Server link provided above and following the instructions.
Can I choose any country to fight for?	Yes, you can choose from the available countries of the Entente or Central Powers.
What kind of defenses can I create?	Players can create defenses using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines.
Are there different fronts to battle on?	Yes, there are three different fronts: The Western Front, The Eastern Front, and Gallipoli.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Creeper vs Steve Minecraft Server

attraction, bad boy, beauty, creeper, DATING, Decision making, dick size, double standards, Femininity, Gender Roles, gentle guy, height, long-term relationships, Masculinity, Minecraft, nice guy, physical attributes, Preferences, relationships, Server, sexual preferences, societal norms, Stereotypes, steve

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	225	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.