Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Dimension Hops: 3
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 16

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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