Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RedFlagDating – Minecraft SMP

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Are they a member of our Minecraft SMP? If not, run for the hills! Our server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and engaging in intense PvP battles. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. So if you’re looking for a dating red flag, it’s definitely not being a part of our wild and wacky Minecraft community!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Divine Spears Created:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	1776	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyFamilyPranks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a giant maze made entirely out of cake blocks. As you frantically try to find your way out, you realize that the only way to escape is by solving riddles that your mischievous uncle has left for you. But beware, some of the answers may lead you to even more ridiculous pranks!

Or how about the time when your grandma disguised herself as a creeper and started sneaking up on unsuspecting players, only to reveal herself with a loud “BOO!” and a shower of confetti? It’s moments like these that make our server truly one-of-a-kind.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5230
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RocketSatCraft

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, this server is so lit that even Iran is sending satellites to Russia just to launch rockets for us! And get this, they’re saying it’s for civilian purposes, but we all know they just wanna see our epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join now and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft madness! 🚀🌌🔥

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Helium ShortageCraft

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join our epic minecraft server where we are so desperate for helium that we have turned it into the ultimate currency. trade with other players, build helium-powered machines, and float away to victory!

we have a secret underground base filled with helium balloons that will make you fly higher than a diamond pickaxe on a sunday morning. but be careful, the evil creepers have stolen some of our precious helium and are using it to float around and cause chaos.

if you can retrieve the stolen helium and bring it back to our base, you will be rewarded with rare items and the admiration of all the other players. but beware, the helium-infused creepers are not to be underestimated.

so come join us on this wacky adventure and help us save our precious helium before it’s too late. who knew that a minecraft server could be so full of hot air?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2110

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Seasons Changing Bacterial Cell

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u ever wonder what it would be like if a single bacterial cell could sense the seasons changing? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they frolicked with unicorns, battled evil gingerbread men, and even rode a giant lollipop into the sunset. true story, bro.

but that’s not all! on our server, u can build a house out of talking blocks, ride a rollercoaster through a volcano, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	38	Astral Projections Made:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

What is the IP for Nick Eh 30 Minecraft Server?

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Nick Eh 30, born Nicholas Amyoony, is a Canadian content creator and professional gamer known for his popular Twitch and YouTube channels. He rose to fame for his skill in games like Fortnite and for his engaging and entertaining gaming content. Nick has amassed a large following of fans who tune in to watch his live streams and videos. He is known for his positive attitude, friendly demeanor, and dedication to his craft.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

GTPixels.net

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

GTPixels.net is an exciting new Minecraft server inspired by the iconic Grand Theft Auto series. This server offers a range of innovative PvP mechanics that significantly enhance gameplay, arguably surpassing the experience of 1.8 PvP! With RPG elements such as a comprehensive leveling system, custom crafting options, and an expansive 1.5k by 1.5k custom-designed open-world map that is fully destructible and capable of self-repairing over time, players are in for a treat. Plus, enjoy 3D weapons and attachments without the need for any mods!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NoCoOrDiNaTeS LeGeNd [SoMeWhAt-Chaotic] 1.21 No Elytra, No Resets, Just Laughs!

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IP Address	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview:

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla gameplay in order to improve game balance. Some of the adjustments include disabling coordinates, elytra, and phantom spawning, while enabling nether roof void damage.

Adjustments:

Coordinates are disabled.
Elytra are disabled.
End crystals and bed explosions do no damage.
Phantom spawning is disabled.
Nether roof void damage is enabled.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

Additional clarifications on the rules are available at the server spawn.

FAQ:

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

A: The server aims to provide a relatively free experience for players, but cheating, exploiting, bigotry, and harassment are not allowed.

Q: Can I use coordinates or elytra on the server?

A: No, coordinates and elytra are disabled on the server to provide a different gameplay experience.

Q: What happens if I break the rules?

A: Breaking the rules can result in punishments such as temporary bans or permanent bans, depending on the severity of the offense.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the Discord server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is generally discouraged, as the server aims to provide a fun and safe environment for all players.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	131	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Tool Time Minecraft Server

adaptation, cognitive abilities, cognitive evolution., Consciousness, Dinosaurs, Evolution, evolution of tools, Eye, human evolution, human intelligence, human origins, human uniqueness, intelligence, Minecraft, Paleontology, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Technology, Time, tool, tool use, Tools, velociraptor

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even dinosaurs are questioning their life choices! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure filled with self-awareness, tool usage, and velociraptors trying to figure out why they never learned to make cars.

Imagine a world where T-Rexes are building skyscrapers, Stegosauruses are creating art galleries, and Velociraptors are attempting to start their own tech companies. It’s a chaotic and hilarious world where anything is possible, and where you can truly let your imagination run wild.

So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to why humans are the only ones who have evolved to use tools. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you could be the one to crack the case. See you in the game!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

#TimesUp, Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, banter, blocky, consent, criminal justice, education, healing, Justice, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, Prevention, rape, Recovery, sexual assault, smp, Support, survivor, Trauma, Victim, violence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers start dancing around you like they’re at a rave. Or how about the time when a group of villagers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their rendition of “Baby Got Back”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TwinlessInMinecraft

Apology, Argument, Australia, Boundaries, Communication, Condolences, EMIGRATION, emotional resilience., family, financial fraud, internal mix up, reconciliation, relationship, sibling, stress, student loan, Support, terminal cancer, twin, TwinlessInMinecraft, uk

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud!

Imagine logging on to build your dream castle, only to be bombarded with texts and letters from the Student Loans Company in someone else’s name. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, there’s a family argument thrown into the mix. Who needs to watch drama on TV when you can experience it firsthand on our server?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineTunez: The Undiscovered Hit

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of riding pigs into battle with your friends by your side? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant unlimited XP and the ability to summon a pet dragon to ride into battle. But beware, for the land is also home to the dreaded Chicken Jockeys, half chicken, half skeleton warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs.

But fear not, for on our server, you will also discover the hidden gem of a song that will not only boost your mining speed by 200%, but also make creepers dance to your tune. So come join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	8543
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Elven Birthrate Crisis

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u ever wonder why there are so many elves in the lotr universe? well, it’s cuz they all be poppin out babies like rabbits on this minecraft server! join us and witness the elf baby boom for yourself. we got elves building treehouses, elves riding dragons, elves doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. come join the elf party and see what all the hype is about. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who can resist free cookies? not me, that’s for sure. so come on down to the craziest minecraft server in all the land. elves galore, cookies galore, fun galore. what more could you ask for?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Robo Doc Finger Fun

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come join our minecraft server where we have human-like robot fingers that can take your pulse and feel around for lumps under your skin. need a doctor in the game? we got you covered with our futuristic technology! plus, these fingers can even go into dark, warm places for diagnostic purposes. who knew minecraft could be so high-tech and medical? join now for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

WreckMC

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WreckMC is a new upcoming Minecraft Server, being focused on the Classic Prison gamemode old Minecraft players know and love. Our vision has brought back the feel of the gamemode, along with much more content (including custom items, tools, armor, and more!).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!