Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 1408 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Mythical Relics Collected: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Servers

  • SloMine

    SloMine

    Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 63 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BendersMC

    BendersMC

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Towns Built: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CarbonCraftXYZ

    CarbonCraftXYZ

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Playblocks

    Playblocks

    PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Crops Grown: 4230
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vestria

    Vestria

    Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Villages Defended: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6134 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OreoMC

    OreoMC

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • YomNetwork

    YomNetwork

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Villages Defended: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlayFuse

    PlayFuse

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 289 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeLand

    PokeLand

    Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cosmos SMP

    Cosmos SMP

    The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 91 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Respawn

    Respawn

    Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mineverso

    Mineverso

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4528 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Animals Bred: 64
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cavern SMP

    Cavern SMP

    Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Zombie Dances: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Infection Network

    Infection Network

    Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8055 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fewer Network

    Fewer Network

    Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Crops Grown: 4674 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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