Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Potions Brewed: 68 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Crops Grown: 7098 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Omega Minecraft

    Omega Minecraft

    Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlueRP

    BlueRP

    The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BroKits

    BroKits

    BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Life Steal SMP

    Life Steal SMP

    Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Emeralds Found: 6921
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla Tyme

    Vanilla Tyme

    Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sapphire

    Sapphire

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Crops Grown: 9671
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SolaceMC

    SolaceMC

    SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Peaceful Farms

    Peaceful Farms

    Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gamers React minecraft

    Gamers React minecraft

    We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CwR Minecraft network

    CwR Minecraft network

    CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrownMC Survival

    CrownMC Survival

    CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Seiky Network

    Seiky Network

    [1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ConquerEarthMC

    ConquerEarthMC

    (16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 195 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Towns Built: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StarDix

    StarDix

    The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Dimension Hops: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Potions Brewed: 82

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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