Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Airidale Classic Prisons

    Airidale Classic Prisons

    Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AusCraft

    AusCraft

    » JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 183 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 195
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Towns Built: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Chimeras Created: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Runes Activated: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Emeralds Found: 7181
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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